Oh, the first of the month.
That means of course,
My four months and counting backed up rent is due..
Hollywood Tans & LAFitness deduct an obsene
amount of money from my account
all in the name of vanity..
& of course..
My bestie Susan Miller fills me in on what the next month of my life will be all about!!
*Note from the editor - While I don't necessarily BELIEVE in astrology per se, its accuracy usually scares the crap outta me. And, its fun. Sooooooo I love it. End of ramble.
Ahem, moving on..
So last month Susie forewarned me that my Sagg-self will be facing a freakin' tough month in September.
(Seriously, now? Haven't the last like twelve months been hard enough? I'm begging you, Universe, give me a break puhleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
And not so surprisingly, I can see why. And apparently, she can too, because most of this shit is dead freakin' on.
Let's take a look shall we..?
*Please note - I highlighted what I commented on. I know its really long so if your either a) not a Saggitarius like I or b) just don't really feel like reading it all, the bold is what sort of matters.
Professional interests, finances, and a major real estate or housing situation will take top billing in September.
(Intersting, considering professionally I hate my fucking job and have recently decided to start looking for another one. And that my lease is up come October 24th. Which means financially I will need to figure out how to pay the last four months rent on this place and have enough left over to score myself a new one. GREAT. Damn you Susan!)
Although you will be intent on moving to make decisions and get plans set, with Mercury retrograde all month in your career sector and a rather intense series of planetary storms due to thunder through our lives from September 15 to 23, you will do best to be patient and wait until October to make your key decisions. For now, be patient and wait until the clouds part and the Sun comes out again.
(Instense? Storms??? Thunder!?!?! Basically she's saying, "Girl give it up. You ain't getting shit done." Sweeeeeet.)
Indeed, it would be best to passively go with the flow,
(Nice, you don't have to tell me to do that twice.)
which is something you will rarely hear me say. To force others to state their decisions and press them to form agreements with you in September would be to go against the natural order of things.
During the coming month, certain information will come to light that may make you reconsider a position you adopted earlier, so bide your time.
(Yes, like busting my butt at shitty ass chain-restaurant just to pay the bills, barely?
I take THAT back for SURE!)
The things that now may look so solid will more likely be filled with flaws or subject to setbacks.
(Oh Susie, you can't scare me with words like "flaws" & setbacks"
you should know Miss Psychic Lady, this entire past year has been a freakin' setback for me)
As September dawns, you will need to attend to a home or real estate question, activity, or family-related relationship that will need your full attention at the full moon, September 4, plus or minus four days. This full moon will be in Pisces and light your house of home. You may be moving, renovating, repairing, decorating, entertaining, or may experience a change in terms of the number of people who share your space at home - such as if a roommate or child moves out, or a relative moves in, for example.
(Yes, yes I understand. Home stuff. Gotcha...)
It appears you are in need of money to make things happen and you may need to spend quite a large sum this month as result.
(Large sum..? Now that might be the biggest understantement, EVER.)
No worries. Mars will be friendly to this full moon, so it appears you'll get the money you need.
(Hmm, maybe my big career move is going from waitress to prostitute? Because I see no other way that I will be getting all this so-called "large sum" of moola. But, my dearest Sus, I sure hope you are right on this one!)
You appear to be managing your finances as best you can, and the spending you have been doing seems necessary.
(I try, I try. I FAIL too. But, hey! At least I try!)
One parent, more likely your mother, may take all your attention at this time, or you may have a number of house guests over that weekend, September 4 plus or minus four days. This full moon will fall over the Labor Day weekend in the United States, a time many people take a three-day holiday at a resort or in the mountains. You seem to be staying home, for too much will be going on there to risk going away.
(Blah, blah, blah. Ok enough. When do you tell me that I'm gonna meet the man of my dreams and fall in love. Yes! Get to that part lady!)
(And in conclusion...)
Troublesome aspects will arrive at mid-month, and the first indication will come on September 15, when Saturn will oppose Uranus. These two planets will cut across your tenth house of career status and fourth house of home - both represent key places in your chart - and challenge you to consider how to update and make changes in your career and your living situation.
(My career sucks. My living situation sucks. And both are leaving me broke. I have soooooo much to look foward to, huh!?)
Your home will get the most energy from this configuration, because Uranus, "the great awakener" as it is called by astrologers, will be in the house ruling home and family. Saturn and Uranus will only meet like this only approximately every 40 years, so this configuration is rare.
(Blahhhhhhhhhh, blah, blah, blahhhhhhhhhhhhh, blahhhhhhhhhhhhh....)
They last time these two planets met in opposition it was from 1965 to 1967.
(Wooooooooo! HIPPIESSSSSSSSSSS!)
This aspect will simply ask you to consider your present living situation and to make adjustments in the light of changes you have made in your lifestyle lately. For example, do you now live too far from your work?
(Nope.)
Or, if you have been unemployed, is there another city you would like to move to in order to find better job opportunities?
(Whoa, NO!)
Or, are you expecting a baby?
(hell FUCKING no!)
Do you want to put in a home office? Does your home need repairs that you might be able to do yourself? If you have a roommate, is the relationship working?
(Uh no, no and uh no.)
There are some of many possible questions that you may be finding answers for near September 4.
The job of Uranus is to ask you to innovate in the light of recent or imperceptible, gradual changes that have taken place in your life
. In months like this, Uranus will sweep out anything he deems not constructive or viable for your future.
(Well sweeeeeeeeep away Uranus!! -Uranus hahahahaha! I'm a five year old.- I like the sound of that!)
September 17 could turn out to be your hardest day of the month and that will be true for almost everyone. It's not a day to schedule anything of importance, for on this day, Uranus opposes the Sun, setting up the possibility for unexpected, difficult news involving your home or a family member. On the same day, Saturn will conjunct the Sun, increasing the chance that you'd get depressing career news.
(Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! Me no likey!!!)
Saturn will demand that you regain your balance and stay calm, objective, and above all, very practical.
(Yeah, right. You obviously do not know me very well Ms.Miller)
That won't be easy
(No kidding...)
because you'll be dealing with developments that you had not expected. I cannot remember any time when Uranus opposed the Sun on the same day that Saturn conjunct the Sun.
These are heavy aspects that when taken separately can be managed more easily, but when taken together become a bit overwhelming.
(Overwhelming. Wonder freakin' full! Just what I need right now.)
A situation concerning a publishing or broadcasting project, or a relationship or project involving foreign country or people based overseas, will become a blinking light in your life that will need your instant attention. The level of drama in your life will be reaching heights you've not seen in a long time, and doubly so if your birthday falls between December 14 and 22.
(Well, of course it does! How could some of the bad shit NOT fall RIGHT on top of me?)
This may be good, however, in that things you've put off or ignored now will come roaring for attention, and you will give them that, for you will have little choice but to do so.
(Didn't you know? Ignorance is bliss. BLISS I TELL YOU!!!)
The universe won't give you as much as a day to catch your breath, for tough aspects will keep barreling forward.
(In other words, FML....)
On September 18, just one day later, the new moon in Virgo will arrive. Uranus will oppose the moon, adding volatility and sudden shifts to a career situation, and Saturn will conjoin the moon, a rather sobering aspect that will force you to face certain facts. You will have to take a situation "as is" and not necessarily assume it will improve without your involvement. If you have to take a loss in order to move forward, you will - simply to stop a bad situation from getting any worse.
(AKA I quit my job because I can not take it any longer. Or I get fired?
I'm not sure which is worse?)
The moon in your chart rules money that you get from others
(Well, duh. Because I obviously can not pay for my OWN life. What do you think I am? RESPONSIBLE or something?)
such as banks, credit card companies, investors, and venture capitalists, so your thinking will be drawn to money matters and developments that are surfacing on this day and the days that will follow this new moon.
To add more to September 18, on this day transiting Mars in Cancer will exactly oppose the degrees of the July 7 eclipse in Capricorn, triggering news from the July 7 eclipse. If you didn't hear anything in July about a key money matter (or even if you did), you will likely hear something about a financial matter near this date of September 18. There will be more news. You need to allow approximately three days on either side of this date for this aspect to unfold.
My point is this: All these aspects are piling up on top of one another to send a very clear message that things are changing and it's time to see the new landscape and make plans to not only survive but to grow in it.
(Well lady. My point is that THIS SUCKS. I think I need a new NICE psychic that tells me what I WANNA hear.)
Money will certainly be top of mind, and that would be true even if there were not eclipses hitting this area of your chart.
I say that because Mars has begun to tour your eighth house, suggesting that if you need money to fund a large goal, you will make getting that money a top priority.
(You can find me on the corner of Garnet & Mission...)
Eighth house money, which is so highlighted in your chart, tends to represent not steady money as you would get as salary or money you have saved and put aside, but rather a one-time chunk of cash that is often outside the usual reserves. Eighth house money is "other people's money" that is given to us, most often for a specific purpose, such as to start or advance a business; pay college tuition; or to buy, improve, or refinance a house.
(Ohhhh yayy!!! The Universe won't stick Baby in a corner afterall!! You know what that means? My Momma's to the rescue!!!)
Sometimes it represents money we are given in a divorce settlement, as child support, or money paid by an insurance company, or if we are named in someone's will. This is where your attention will be riveted and where you can expect some sudden developments.
The new moon on September 18 will ask you to state a plan for your career, but I can't imagine how you could do that with the road ahead so unclear. You will have to wait until October to make final plans
(So I'm stuck at shitty chain restaurant for another month..Oh joy!)
but you can begin to make a list of what must be done. Mercury rules your solar tenth house of career, but until Mercury is out of retrograde, nothing you negotiate will stick, so you must not make commitments in September, for they will only have to be renegotiated later. By the time you do, you may not even want to be in this deal anymore.
This month you may have to fix a career situation quickly, however, for Mercury retrograde forces us to go back to examine and fix flaws.
If a business relationship was never strong (even if you thought it was) you may see it unravel under this month's extreme aspects.
(Well, like, duh.)
As said, if you were born December 14 to 23
(That'ssssssssssss me!)
you will feel these aspects directly. There is not much you can do to prepare other than to not have an overly packed schedule, as you will need time to pull away from what you are doing to attend to sudden news. If something is not viable for the future, you will know about it and go to Plan B.
Actually, no matter if you are forced to change, or do so by your own volition, you will move to a better place, so the final effect will be positive.
(Phewwwwwwwwww! It better be Susie or you're gonna
have one pissed off Saggitarius coming after you!)
These aspects are acting like ground-to-air missiles that will be on a mission to root out relationships and agreements that will not support you in the future. You don't need them. After September is over, life will seem different - but in truth it will be your life, only better. You will be on firmer ground than you were as a result of the various truths that will be revealed.
(Why does that sound like BAD news & not GOOD news? I don't like change! Grrrrrrrr!)
You can't fix a problem unless you know and acknowledge it and decide on what you'd like to do about it. The last part, deciding on a future plan to either fix things or walk away from the situation, can best be done in October, not now.
(Good, Procrastination. Something I'm good at!)
I suggest you expand your circle of contacts, talk over various options, and get a consensus of opinions and advice. Once you do, you will be on a fast track to a better life.
Romantically,
(Yay! Finally! True love here I come!)
October will be another country, so to speak, so you'll love next month. In the meantime, you will have Venus in Leo, a lovely place for Venus to be, from September 1 to 20.
You will be preoccupied with some heavy-duty life questions this month, so I doubt you'll have much time for fun and love.
(Ummmmmmmm, or not?)
There are many reasons you should be optimistic about October.
(Good. Give 'em to me!)
By October 15, Mars will move out of the financial sector, an area that has demanded (and will this month) a lot of your time and energy. After October 14, Mars will be in Leo, a far more compatible place for Mars to be for you. A crowd of happy social aspects are heading your way in October too,
so in every way, October will be better.
(Nicee. Who needs September? Can't we just skip to October!?!)
Most importantly, Saturn will move out of your career sector too on October 29, allowing you some needed rest from career questions. While Saturn will be back from April 7 to June 21, 2010, by then you will have had a bit of rest, so those 14 weeks will seem easier and fly by, as Saturn will always bring rewards after his testing and teaching phase is over.
Believe it, dear Sagittarius - the best is yet to come, and it's due sooner than you think!
(Somehow, I am really doubting that. But hey! You're the psychic, not I.)
Hot damn! I'm not sure I want Ms.Miller to be right this time?
Oh, well. Looks like it's going to be one fun month around here!
Happy or not so happy September everyone!
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